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Saturday, 26 October 2013

Diwali Funny Jokes

 Aane wali diwali mubarak ho..
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Bhagwan kare ye aapki aakhri diwali ho.
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Wife ke bagair
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Ohhoo…. Muskurahat to dekho ladke ki..!

Diwali Funny Sms

Reva to Neel:  ” what is Bruce Lee’s
 Favorite festival?”
Neel didnt know
Reva:  “Diwa Lee”
Reva:  “What does Bruce Lee have
 outside his home during Diwlai?”
Again Neel silent
Reva:  “Rango Lee”
Reva: “what did Bruce Lee give 
his sister as a gift?”
Neel Confused
Reva:  “chaniya cho lee”

Friday, 25 October 2013

Diwali Greetings

U Have
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Open It
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Have A Nice Day

Colorful Diwali Greetings

We  Wish You A Very Happy Deepawali!
May the auspicious festival of lights
Brighten every corner of ur world with
Glamoring moment of HAPPINESS.
Wishing you and your whole family a very happy Diwali

Colorful Diwali Sms

The Eight Goddesses From The Heaven....
Dhanlaxmi, Dhanyalaxmi, Dhairyalaxmi, Shouryalaxmi....
Vidyalaxmi, Karyalaxmi, Vijayalaxmi And Rajlaxmi...
Pour Tons Of Blessings On You....

Diwali Festival Sms

India Is The Land Of Festivals,
Beginning From January To December,
But The Wishes From The Heart Are Always Given,
On The Occasion Of Every Festival
Today, Let Me Pour You With Wishes
To You And Your Family
A Very Happy Deepawali!!!!