Diwali Funny Jokes

 Aane wali diwali mubarak ho..
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Bhagwan kare ye aapki aakhri diwali ho.
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Wife ke bagair
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Ohhoo…. Muskurahat to dekho ladke ki..!

Diwali Funny Sms

Reva to Neel:  ” what is Bruce Lee’s
 Favorite festival?”
Neel didnt know
Reva:  “Diwa Lee”
Reva:  “What does Bruce Lee have
 outside his home during Diwlai?”
Again Neel silent
Reva:  “Rango Lee”
Reva: “what did Bruce Lee give 
his sister as a gift?”
Neel Confused
Reva:  “chaniya cho lee”

Colorful Diwali Sms

The Eight Goddesses From The Heaven....
Dhanlaxmi, Dhanyalaxmi, Dhairyalaxmi, Shouryalaxmi....
Vidyalaxmi, Karyalaxmi, Vijayalaxmi And Rajlaxmi...
Pour Tons Of Blessings On You....

Happy Diwali Sms - Aayi hai diwali dekho

Aayi hai diwali dekho

Sang layi khushiya dekho..

Yehan wahan jahan dekho

Aaj deep jagmagate dekho

*Happy Diwali*